Haw

A worthless piece of shit.

Hey look at Haw over there no-one likes him.

by Pussyeater9274 May 11, 2020

haw

someone with a really big dick

“i know he has a HAW”

by sswashyyy November 9, 2020

Haw

“Haw” as it relates to middle english would be an apportionment of land that a lord might send a person to if he be a ceourl or person without sokage apart from the burgess or citizens of the town keep and borrough. i.e apart from sokemen and sokewomen.

Person 1: he was sent away to his haw where he crooned us a tune
Person 2: he forfeited his status as villeini (villanage) of a rite to work the team by pasture and by a thane of the region was sent to his ‘hum and haw’

by rmfrost December 10, 2020

Haw

Sexy, hot, intelligent, asshole, aggressive, a type of laugh
A retardant type of laugh

Haw haw Haw haw

by I_like_football....354 February 14, 2021

haw

has a small dick

“YOOOOO look at him he probably haw”

by Cosmooo May 15, 2021

haw haw!

a phrase commononly said by nelson muntz from the simpons that expresses embarrassment, humiluation and dismay to the victim.

Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!

by gunslingergirlvye_c_e November 4, 2005

Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018