Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

havencha

a quicker way to say, "haven't you?"

Girl 1: I broke up with my bf. He was dumb and so were my other two.

Girl 2: Wow, you've had problems in that department, havencha?

by coolbeans May 2, 2008

Combe Havened

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior

Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened

by Sparky999 September 23, 2009

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017

Barr Haven

A very white suburb of Ottawa where there is nothing to do but smoke a lot of pot and do other drugs.

Hey look at that kid smoking pot, he must be from Barr Haven

by KronikKid June 7, 2005

new haven

A little city with ridiculous ghettos but also million+ dollar homes...yalies and homeless people share the downtown. Known for amazing pizza and Toads

"New Haven used to be the 7th poorest city in the country"

by from the nice part of nh February 15, 2005