Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

humph

Rudyard Kipling's just so stories- the camel that said humph. Expression of annoyance or an indication of imminent sulking

Nagging Mum: Switch off the tv and go get some fresh air
Nagee: humph!

by Msci May 9, 2004

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Humphfa

Angry about something and just want to let it go.

''Humphfa. Fuck Fuck And Fucking hell''.

by Angelbootiful March 10, 2009