A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.
Person 1: who is that humongous beast
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
by psuedœnym May 6, 2020
Hattie is the best friend I could ever have. It’s like we share the same brain and I couldn’t do anything with out her. She is the sweetest and funniest best friend out there and no other friend will compare. I love her with my whole heart and I know she deserves the world. We have literally never fought and we always know how eachother are feeling. I laugh until I can’t anymore when I’m with her. It’s the best feeling.
by elle woods’ gay dog February 20, 2023
person of origin neither male nor female persuasion, yet attracting and being attracted to both types. artistic-like, and unable to stay in one mood for longer then 5 seconds.
loved by many and hated by all.
loved by many and hated by all.
by Temptationz13 December 28, 2010
When you think of the worst person you have ever met, and ever could meet - a Hattie is this - X100.
A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.
What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.
If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.
A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.
What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.
If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.
"That girl is UNBELIEVABLY annoying and won't leave me alone now! JESUS!"
- "Yeah I know mate, she's a complete Hattie."
- "Yeah I know mate, she's a complete Hattie."
by NBW May 7, 2009
A strange girl but usually funny. Has lots of laughs and over plans lots! She is usually gorgeous and amazing at sport even though she is clumsy she is a strong woman usually with no boobs.
by I’m fucking sexy.com April 13, 2018
by tessamenaou January 9, 2014
the HATTI in the short shorts.
may flash.
may give blowjobs.
may have to be paid.
might just break your heart..........
and your bank.
may flash.
may give blowjobs.
may have to be paid.
might just break your heart..........
and your bank.
by hattihobohattihobo November 14, 2008