Hataishi

Sick bastard of a math teacher that needs to be shot and mutilated...Then she needs to be hit over the head with her f*ing overhead projector and then made to eat her math book!!! And then burn her at the stake!!!!!!!!!!

Damn! Hataishi is a bithch! She must Die!!! Lynch mob!

by Former Studen of Satan! June 6, 2004

Hatkin

An interchangeable hat/merkin (pubic wig).

Tom: "Hey Jim, you're getting a bit of sunburn on your bald spot there..."
Jim: "Thanks for pointing that out, I'll just flip my merkin onto my head for protection. Thank god for the hatkin!"

by Merk n Jerk June 24, 2009

habaki

a habaki is a very rare wolf breed, half wolf half vampire. it's born with two magical abilities, but sometimes they can be born with three. there are NO female habakis. the reason is that there is none is because vampires and wolfs don't mix very well, and its very rare that the mother is a wolf, (which is needed to increase the chance of having a habaki child). in order to have a habaki child there needs to be an even amount of wolf genes and vampire genes. there is always a tiny bit more vampire genes meaning, that since the father is the a vampire, it makes the chances of the child being a boy 99;1. so it is possible to have a girl habaki, but HIGHLY unlikely. habakis are very hostile animals, and live in one big pack.

"the habaki tore threw the flesh of its prey."

by gachya lillan January 17, 2019

Harakiri

A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.

I have disgraced my family, and shall now perform harakiri to expunge m sins

by RedShankyMan May 20, 2019

Hatari

anti-capitalist bdsm techno pop punk rock band, icelandic gods, winners of eurovision 2019

Have you listened to the new Hatari song? They're angry about capitalism again.

by demikrueger May 23, 2019

hahakittens

annoying monke whos bf is GGGingy

hahakittens not funni LOLOLOL

by bruthda October 23, 2020

triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005