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Hassle Doctrine

To take someones house and fuck them
Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.
by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020
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Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
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Hustleam

Hustleam
definition is someone who’s dedicated to their Hustle and Dreams.
A ingrained person with hustle dreams.
Person: I put work into my hustle and live up to my dreams, I’m the definition of a Hustleam.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick November 14, 2020
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Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Doo doo hustle

The funny butt cheek clenching dance you do on the way to the toilet for a number two.
Michael ran to the bathroom faster than the speed of light doing the doo doo hustle.
by Great Clementini June 8, 2019
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Hasteens

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA
What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?
by JFritz January 3, 2008
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Hustle on stretch

Hustle on stretch
Meaning you put extra effort into making your money.

Hustle hard for the bag taking no breaks.
Person: 2021 Man I’m putting my Hustle on stretch allyear long.

BY : 𝙶𝚒𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝙳𝚈𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚈𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚒
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2021
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