Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021

Hastient

hey-shuhnt.

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. Outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis in the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society known as "modernity."

Hastience
Hastiently
Hastientness

Every US presidential candidate is hastient with regard to their ascension to the Presidency. Once they get there, they're just psychopaths on a rampage at the helm of the largest and most powerful military ever known to humankind.

Whilst awaiting for his boyfriend to climax, Tosh subconsciously gave his man 0 points as he hastiently took it up his now inflamed anus so as not to hurt his haisian man's feminine sensitivity, especially since they had just run out of Cialis.

by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

Hastings

The best person you will ever meet. Sexy, foxy, hot. The definition of attractive and awesome combine.

Hey who's that girl? The hot one with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Oh that's a Hastings for you.

by TheSmartestPersonAlive May 12, 2013

Hastings

A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston

lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck

by pufftuff December 8, 2013

spencer hastings

Spencer Hastings is the best character in a tvshow called Pretty Little Liars. She is one of the main characters in the show. Spencer lives in a messed up, but rich, family. She is the smart one in the group. And ofcourse, extremly beautiful.

"What is your favourite Liar?"
"Spencer Hastings ofcourse! She is simply the best."

by Jellybeanfreak August 27, 2016

Hastin

A giant alcoholic white boy. Wears baseball jerseys and bandanas just to look cool while other people video him shot gunning beer. His biggest accomplishment is actually shot gunning a beer in 1.3 seconds. A curly headed fuck who doesn't say no to anything and is always willing to smash a beer bottle on his forehead. The type of guy who gets into a fight with a picnic table and loses resulting in a crooked nose for life. He thinks he is sick at hockey, but he really looks like a giraffe on ice. His life is dedicated to call of duty and levelling up the newest sniper even when it ends in him snapping his controller in half. Overall, great guy.

Oh, look Hastin's blacked out again.

by juice999 October 22, 2020