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A giant alcoholic white boy. Wears baseball jerseys and bandanas just to look cool while other people video him shot gunning beer. His biggest accomplishment is actually shot gunning a beer in 1.3 seconds. A curly headed fuck who doesn't say no to anything and is always willing to smash a beer bottle on his forehead. The type of guy who gets into a fight with a picnic table and loses resulting in a crooked nose for life. He thinks he is sick at hockey, but he really looks like a giraffe on ice. His life is dedicated to call of duty and levelling up the newest sniper even when it ends in him snapping his controller in half. Overall, great guy.
by juice999 October 22, 2020
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