Hasselhoffing

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

by wowblagger July 7, 2004

Traverse City Hasselhoff

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Hasselhoffed

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

by Kawie95 December 12, 2010

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Hasselhoff

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.

The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008

hasselhoffing

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

by msmel March 18, 2010