harrietjones

To speculate on a politician's health and wellness, especially in a democracy, in an attempt to breed public distaste and worry and to ruin his or her political career.

When Fidel Castro temporarily abdicated to undergo surgery, American media took the chance to continuously harrietjones him.

by Claude Pfeffernuesse September 14, 2008

harriet miers

Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Previously served as White House Counsel to the President. Her nomination has come under fire because of a lack of experience and what some Republicans feel is a lack of conservative credentials. She is a born-again, sexually inactive 60 year old woman who looks like Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.

Today I nominated Harriet Miers to the bench. Uhhh, you'll just have to trust me on this one.

by PPabs October 10, 2005

hurried child syndrome

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

Harriet Broom

A slut.

OMG you're such a harriet broom! D;

by ishagharriet June 6, 2011

Harriet Bolwell Production

Named for the famed Wintonian director, a Harriet Bolwell Production refers to a particularly cold event or place. So coined from the Baltic conditions she was apt to keep her Glasgow flat in, and for the see-the-actors'-breath temperatures of her production of Alan Bennett's The History Boys.

C on a B, this wind'd freeze the 'nads off the Yeti himself- it's a regular Harriet Bolwell Production the night.

"Is it cold out?"
"Aye HBP pal, HBP"

"It was the coldest eve since records began, the whole winter was a Harriet Bolwell Run"

by Ring Lardner III December 13, 2012

Harriet Tubman

A badass that escaped slavery and saved hundreds of people.

*escapes slavery* I"M A REAL ASS RICH ASS BITCH FROM THE SOUTH.

damn she a hero that saved hundreds of people tho

Harriet Tubman

by luna.red December 2, 2019

Harriet Miers

A term for someone who is grossly underqualified for something.

"Did you hear Steve wants to take out his own appendix?"
"Yeah - didn't he fail medical school?"
"Yup."
"What a Harriet Miers."

by Matt Staten November 3, 2005