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Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
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twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.
1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.
by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010
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Charlie Harness

An item of underwear typically a leather thong not unlike a jockstrap.

It provides support for one's testicles while not restricting movement of the gentleman's penis.
"Damn, this charlie harness is riding my crack like a jockey!"
by Charlie "The Harness" November 9, 2012
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ollie harness

A very handsome boy, he's always willing to help anyone and puts others before himself. He's very passionate and driven and works hard. He is sexy but also cute. If you find ollie harness and he becomes part of your life, consider yourself lucky as you'll never find anyone as amazing as him. He will help and support you through everything and i love him. He eats lot but is still fit as a fiddle and is very muscly. He is one in a million. He may be shy at first but he has a great personality and once you get to know him he is very sweet. He will always go the extra mile for anyone he cares about.
'Who's your boyfriend?'

'Ollie harness, he's very sexy.'
by rarhrahrah January 2, 2021
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Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake
That bloke is a rite arse harness
by Arse harness March 4, 2021
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minhos.harness

minhos.harness is a bad editor who is confused if their gender fluid , bi-gender , or she/her 🙁
person 1: have you seen minhos.harness sucky video? haha!
person 2: no, show me!
person 1: okay!
by kennedy.rhodes.sangster June 8, 2021
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5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.
After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.
by swamp taco August 10, 2019
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