The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

Harder daddy

When the person who’s fucking you up just won’t go hard so you shout “harder daddy” and they fuck you to the limit you can’t even stand.

Harder Daddy, daddy!!! fuck me harderrrrrrrr, ohhhhh yes please daddy *moan* d-daddy f-f-fuck me h-harder *moan* go h-harder on me daddy!!! Daddy! OHHhH Lord D-daddy you’re fucking me soooo hard today *moan*

by DARKER MATTER April 19, 2019

yacht harbor

A term favored by boating novices instead of the more widely-known designation of marina.

Chester, if you're looking for the nearest "yacht harbor" on that chart, you'll run out of fuel before you find one. You'd better look for a marina.

by aloha27 January 21, 2010

Harborillo

The term used when talking about larger females in Grays Harbor County whose wardrobe mainly consists of baggy pajama pants, hoodies & men's slippers~~

If Dave was a female he would be a Harborillo ~ See Fatappotomus

by BRDCN November 21, 2010

fuck me harder

this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you

a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"

by vmhgv February 8, 2018

Harbor Bar

A specific form of gangbang, wherein a woman assumes the starfish position whilst being waylaid by four Dutch hikers.

"I am so sore, guys!"
"From all the hiking in Acadia?"
"No, from the Harbor Bar I enjoyed right after!"

by HarborBaring August 6, 2013

Jacob Harper

The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created

Wow Jacob Harper sure is the funniest person on the planet, also batman negs Goku

by Mini P.E.K.K.A October 2, 2021