happy birthday

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later
i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed
by WobbaWobba September 16, 2006
Get the happy birthday mug.

Happy birthday

The amount of y's in a happy birthday can show a lot of things for example, happy birthdayyy which has 3 y's in it which is different to birthdayy.
Meaning down bellow

1y = Normal happy birthday
2y's= Your a close friend
3y's= I like really you

4y's=I really want to fuck you
"Hi happy birthday"
"Hii bestie happy birthdayy"
"Heyyy happy birthdayyy"
"Happy birthdayyyy
by ola:) June 04, 2021
Get the Happy birthday mug.

Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
Get the Happy Birthday, Donnie! mug.

Happy Birthday Song

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.
by Chad-Syphrett March 22, 2012
Get the Happy Birthday Song mug.

The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!
Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
Get the The Happy Birthday Song mug.

Happy Birthday Nicholas

The best meme account ever. Very relatable. Loves Dan and Phil , Emos , Death Note, and so much more.
Happy birthday Nicholas: A meme account that is underrated. If you see this hbdn, know that amb and gab love the memes.
by Gabweiss June 24, 2021
Get the Happy Birthday Nicholas mug.

happy birthday sophia

dude happy birthday sophia
by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019
Get the happy birthday sophia mug.