One of the best commentators in NBA history or NFL history, this man will literally make anything really dramatic and exciting.
by itsyaboi2323 March 3, 2021
Get the kevin harlan mug.A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
by haopantsian October 1, 2008
Get the Haopantshianity mug.A man man who is unable to remain seated on a chair for lenghty periods of time, before sucumbing to gravity and falling onto the floor in some overelaborate and foolish mannor.
by quabbster February 24, 2009
Get the Hoolan mug.A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.
by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007
Get the Harland Sanders mug.by Mearn April 6, 2010
Get the Hallandoatesis mug.noun
noun: Halanna Capri
“a female deity”
• Princess
“Her Royal Highness Princess Halanna Capri Of Capri Island”
• Aliases
“The American Princess” “CapriVibez” “Urban Goddess” “Valentine” “Magwayen” “Vicky Valentine” “Goddess of Water” “Goddess of Life and Death”
noun: Halanna Capri
“a female deity”
• Princess
“Her Royal Highness Princess Halanna Capri Of Capri Island”
• Aliases
“The American Princess” “CapriVibez” “Urban Goddess” “Valentine” “Magwayen” “Vicky Valentine” “Goddess of Water” “Goddess of Life and Death”
Princess Halanna Capri, Her Royal Highness of the Capri Island In Italy, Rome. 🇮🇹
Halanna Capri is called The American Princess. 🇺🇸
Halanna Capri is called The American Princess. 🇺🇸
by Indie Artist Fan January 25, 2020
Get the Halanna Capri mug.by DJvRadio June 28, 2009
Get the Harlan mug.