A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.
"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003
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The act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. They "handal'er" will do this several times until you notice. The "handal'er" will have glasses and a dirty mexican stash.
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The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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