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handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.
dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.
by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010
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Hawkstache

A mustache and chin patch facial hair combination that true Seahawks fans (12s) grow out during the playoffs for good luck. A hawstache is dyed green and blue for the super bowl but only if the hawks make the big game. A hawkstache must be shaved off the day after either a playoff loss or super bowl Sunday.
Dude. Did you see Matt's hawkstache?! It is FREAKIN' RAD!
by Tim in Sedro January 27, 2015
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mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts
damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!
by Nick Garves May 29, 2011
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handstand

This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.
I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.
by LeftOn4ya October 22, 2007
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Hankster

An alternative term used to describe a man's genitals.
"Dude how was the first date?"
"Great! She accidentally fondled my hankster!"
by Blaircon1 July 14, 2016
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Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.
Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.
by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009
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Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.
It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!
by Chow Cheeby December 3, 2010
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