handball

The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.

Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!

by GymTyme December 27, 2010

Hangballer

Dublin slang for somebody who has indulged in a concoction of alcohol and drugs and has completely lost all sense of realism.

get away from me you! ya bleedin' hangballer .

by dublin wit September 6, 2010

Handball Yaroslav

a guy who is constantly swearing whenever he dies and is always lying/cheating when in game.

Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob

Handball yaroslav need glasses

by Dev_mega April 28, 2022

handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.

"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"

by jack carol December 12, 2005

Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.

Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.

by Jphandball December 13, 2014

handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

by huls March 29, 2009