big bull and a hardytad

bull shit

"That sounds like a big bull and a hardytad!"

by Nate Herndon February 12, 2009

hangetard

A seggsy creator on TikTok who never misses and makes god tier content

Hangetard is so seggsy

by cifertard February 26, 2021

handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.

dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.

by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

Handyandy

when a man is very handy with his hands

Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason

by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011