handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Handba

when a person touches someone elses arse cheek with their hands and it's not their bf or gf so pretty much kinda perverted

Max touched her arse cheek yesterday, i bet he felt great after that he's now an handba

by Your MOm Gay af October 5, 2018

One Handian

1) A one handian is a mistake who has one hand

-They also like to stroke their pp to black bbc boys named Daquavion woods

Wow! Do you see that one handian he just gave a wicked fingering to my step grandma! Radical dude

by DaQuavion Woods December 12, 2022

handwavium

a term used when a science fiction writer "waves his hands" at reality and hard science for the sake of the plot. Refers to all unrealistic or impossible technology, such as faster-than-light travel, teleportation, artificial gravity, etc.

Handwavium is extensively used in movies, more so than in literature, due to the need to mass market movies to a scientifically ignorant public and because filming realistic space travel is relatively expensive.

Star Trek is fun, but it's loaded with handwavium.

Armageddon sucked for many reasons, one of which was overuse of handwavium.

Apollo 13 didn't have any handwavium tech, it was all historically accurate hardware.

by Jack Ape April 30, 2009

handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Christ in a handbasket

A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.

Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend.
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!

by pdad September 25, 2005

HandPan

Musical instrument played with the hands. Made of steel, it produces soothing tones that slightly resemble steel pans of Trinidad and Tobago.

This expression first appeared in the fall of 2007 on the website of an American steelpan producer Pantheon Steel. It was used to describe its own development of a new instrument which was launched as an alternative to the Hang.

The handpan is a wonderful musical gift to the entire world.

by focorockstar June 1, 2012