hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Handcake

A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.

This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.

Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"

Woman-Excuse me?

Man-"uhm... handcaks?"

Woman- *smacks and leaves*

Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."

by handcakeman May 6, 2009

handaru

A person who's a complete tard, but that's what you would expect from a child named after a body part.

Person A:"That handaru guy is an idiot"
Person B:"If he was an idiot, it would be a dramatic imrovement"

by OgreInASwamp November 16, 2018

handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003