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Handbeezy

N. The ultimate prize sought after the one called "Nig-Nog."
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.
Nig Nog tryna getta Handbeezy.

Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.

You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.
by Nog-Nig. June 27, 2009
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bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family
Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad
by NzChippy October 17, 2021
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handsy

An adjective to describe people who cannot keep their hands to themselfs. A person who constantly touches, pokes, feels, rubs, or otherwise molests someone or something.
Be careful on your date with Toby tonight because I have heard he is very handsy with the ladies.
by Caesche October 15, 2004
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Handy James

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012
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The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019
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Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"
by bugprsn July 20, 2019
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turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
by poodgio January 13, 2014
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