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Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe
"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."
by CaLeDee August 11, 2008
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muddy hand in South Africa

This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.
The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.
by Alex Morten February 20, 2021
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hand in the cookie jar

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
by themostpeppermentofcanes November 8, 2015
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Hand in her pants

Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.
"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"
by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006
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put your hand in my pocket

when you in jail and your jail mate or daddy wants some loving to dad and your going to give it to him
put your hand in my pocket boy
by blackdragon15 September 24, 2014
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Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
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I've got one hand in cheese

To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.
"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."
by Alex Proctor September 27, 2006
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