The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.
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Algernon is a hamstershaver.
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Chubby chaser. Plumper lover. Anti kitty licker. Jedi master of karma whoring. All knowing karma master. One that has sexual intercourse in two minutes or less
Hammy is a karma whore.
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Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...
Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...
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Get the Hamstershack mug.The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.
Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.
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