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vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
by perockups August 15, 2009
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Japanese Haystack

Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.
“Hey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”
by ConcernedBretheren August 29, 2020
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haystack

A huge cone of marijuana, where the marijuana is stacked above the rim of the cone piece.
Holy shit dude, that cone is a fucking haystack!
by jimbo1z October 19, 2009
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half-stack

"Yo, that phat ugly bitch aint even gone give me no none of a mo-fucking half-stack , bitch is straight stank-nasty."
by sand-hole February 16, 2009
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Haystacks

nickname for Patrick Danahy aka the worlds meanest soap box derby racer. One time he ran into a haystack. bam. he is epic.
Yo haystacks wanna bake?

Haystacks, wanna come over and paint my car in Aztec Orange for four weeks?
by calisurferbabe89 June 21, 2010
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Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

Mr. Gerbik, the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of Dr. Octagon aka Kool Keith
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through

the water plows while dragging two hundred and

fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth

are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through

skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,

but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.

The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the

end, give up the struggle.
by yogurtslinger696 November 2, 2011
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One-Wheeled Haystack

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!
by FreethinkerRyan January 20, 2011
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