Halfie

A dumb person who is likely half retarded.

"damn, I ordered a Big Mac and the fucker gave me a Mc Chicken...dude must be a halfie"

by hoetrainconducter January 24, 2009

halfie

where you man pulls out half way in an orgasim and splats cum on the inside and out side, making it run down from the hole

Did you just halfie me, I feel it down my leg

by RaTt May 13, 2005

halfie

A shitty handjob

"Maria was peddling her ass on the street corner, giving halfies for loose change and methamphetamines."

by Scarlett's slur June 7, 2016

halfie

When your significant other is living in another town and you too have an open relationship.

Jimmy is my Halfie, we're only together when he's around.

by Kady Dawn September 27, 2005

Halfie

A selfie in which part or half of the face is shown.

I wanted a selfie, not a halfie.

by Deathpool_badass2022 September 1, 2016

halfie

When you disagree with bae but you meet her halfway.

I struck a halfie with my girlfriend because we couldn't decide on buttplugs or anal beads. We choose a dildo.

by Butplugs June 27, 2016

Halfie

Half of anything. e.g. a sandwich made with one piece of bread folded is a halfie; a half of cigarette is a halfie.

Mom: what do you you want to eat

Kid: i want a pb& j halfie.

by Moonkrystl99 June 15, 2017