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Haleemah

Haleemah is a good girl
by Hloom December 2, 2020
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Haleem

He is the definition of a real nigga. He is quiet and stays to himself but don’t let that fool you cause if you push his limits you might get your add beat. If you ever had a problem with him then you just a faggot.
Is that Haleem, I never heard him talk he’s so quiet.
by Itzreal February 24, 2021
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hakeema

Someone who laughs and laughs and laughs before saying something funny, but when the joke is said it's not funny at all
She was being unnaturally hakeema today, we only laughed to be polite
by akirahs November 26, 2017
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Haleem

A sexy boy who is has a massive penis and is loyal at all times
Haleem is my future man
by Realdrillz November 21, 2018
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Haleemah

haleemah will make your wigs fly from earth
by Bussybitch February 26, 2019
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Haleem

Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.

It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.

It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!

Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
1. Haleem has no examples, there is NOTHING like it! EVER! PERIOD!
by usmanali March 13, 2010
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Haleemah

Haleemah is a beautiful, gorgeous and charismatic women with the heart of gold. She can be a stubborn shit who's hard to handle but you will never find a women like her. She makes everyone happy and will bless any mans life. Shes the type of women to always be by your side through thick and thin and someone you can always rely on to be with you. Everyone wants a women like haleemah but shes a one in a billion and very hard to find. Once you have her make sure u dont let her go.
I wish i had a girl like haleemah
by Ayy_ghostinn November 25, 2021
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