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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."
by Ry___ May 23, 2006
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A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
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the hair dresser

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During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.
So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...
by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011
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A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010
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Hairdressers Car

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A metrosexual car, usually a soft top, also driven by men going through a midlife crisis or compensating for something. A navy Mercedes SLK is a brilliant example
He definately looks like he should drive a hairdressers car
by boolucy August 21, 2008
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hairdressers car

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A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
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Hairdressers Car

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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
Hey look at Jon in his new Audi TT - that's definitely a hairdressers car.
by SHEEP86 December 1, 2020
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