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Hemorrhoid

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Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anal canal. This common problem can be painful, but it's usually not serious.

Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal hemorrhoids. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.

Many people have hemorrhoids camera.gif at some time.

Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.

Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.

2 Pain in the ass
DAMN ME ANUS HURTS SO BAAAAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jeeeeeeeez you're such a pain in the ass.
Hemorrhoids be op.
by The Pleb General February 1, 2016
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Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).
Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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hemorrhoid

Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
by leftykittykat August 12, 2012
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hemorrhoids

1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.
by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019
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chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017
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hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor
by Tiiina April 23, 2023
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dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.
If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.
by Luster2411 January 13, 2014
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