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East Haddam, CT

The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.
Did you play football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT

Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT
by cow boy booty March 4, 2011
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Hadouken war

A game developed from being very bored... Involves throwing random objects at each other (pillows, balls, bottle caps, etc.) shouting hadouken everytime a projectile is launched...
Person 1: Dude, There's no one at the skate park, and I don't feel like skating... I'm bored as fuck!

Person2: Ok, I know how to settle this... Hadouken war!

Person1: Wtf is a hadou...

Person2: *picks up random cigarette box and throw it* HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!
by sk8it88 September 25, 2009
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hadur

Verb: (1) To perform any sexual movements towards any person, place, or thing. (2) Taking your arm and making such motion to represent the male reproductive organ, the penis, slamming down on any object or person. (3) Performing sexual intercourse or any sexual activities with any living or non-living objects.
Did you just hadur her?
I just hadured her.
Did you hadur her asshole?
I'd hadur her.
by Hadur Lord March 11, 2014
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Captain Haddock

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.
by Azvee January 6, 2012
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handurgers

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate
My friends are being handurgers
by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013
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haldun

Bad ass savior of the night. He is always there in the most desperate social moments. He perfectly fits in every awkard topic of conversation at the time you cry over the dead night. He is an engineer with a silly designer spirit, that you should always keep in your urgent call list.
It''s such a cold and dark night, I wish we had a bottle of Haldun.
by tiramisu93 April 6, 2018
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Stomach Hadouken!

For people who play Street fighter allot, Know that Ryu is Spammer 1st class. With his Hadouken hitting hard and multiple times in a row. just like throwing up after 20 beers.

1. To throw up really bad multiple times for a longer period.
2. Blow to the stomach that sends the victim flying.
3. To hit the stomach area hard enough to let the victim puke.
"owww..."

"what's wrong Charlie?"
"man I had Stomach Hadouken all night"
"you shouldn't have drunken all those beers last night then"
"what are you? a smart ass? Stomach Hadouken!
"why Charlie?!*lands 3 feet further then pukes*"
by ox7bart7xo July 4, 2010
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