How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.
by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018
Get the Hypothetical them claviclesmug. A phrase used to describe a situation in which a hypothetical question is excessively wrong or inappropriate given the circumstances.
John: "Hey sis, if I weren't your brother, would you have sex with me?"
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."
by amazin099 August 23, 2011
Get the Too Hypotheticalmug. A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008
Get the Hypothetical High Fivemug. A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera
I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night
by JahPresto July 21, 2022
Get the New York Hypotheticalmug. The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
Get the Hypothetical High Fivemug. similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'
A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
by Sock7R January 2, 2009
Get the hypothetical high-fivemug. A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015
Get the suck my hypothetical dickmug.