hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hypocriticism

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.

When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.

by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010

hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

by bobcajun July 15, 2010

Hypocritlican

A term reserved for pious Republicans who have preached against things like Homosexuality, Hookers and Extramarital Affairs only to be caught later doing the EXACT same thing they preached against.

Hypocritlican hypocrite prostitute self righteous republican

by RatPackSopra June 28, 2009

Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019

hypocriticize

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.

For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.

by bexness June 17, 2016

Homocritical

The state where-in an individual possesses or announces homophobic views, but proceeds to engage in homosexual acts themselves.

One does not necessarily need to be homosexual to be homocritical, but it is most commonly seen in men who are still "in the closet."

Lak: "Josh told me homosexuality was an abomination, but then I saw him making out with Mike at the club last night."

Tim: "Yea, he's just being homocritical. He's totally still in the closet, HEELLOOOOOOOO."

by Mr.Kaiser the Sodomizer December 9, 2012