Hypos

The term used when one starts making caffeine induced typos at an accelerated rate.

hye I'm drinking a lot of coffeee if don't mind the hypos I'm doing stuff faster than usual

by c4ncll3 October 21, 2009

hypospray

Fictitious version of a jet injector as seen in most Star Trek incarnations. Needle-less injection system.

The doctor used a hypospray on me...I didn't feel a thing!

by Mr. Omega November 1, 2006

hyposhit

The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.

" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"

"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"

by mikroth May 24, 2009

The hypes

When you get a sugar rush

I ate that sweet ass cupcake and now I got the hypes

by Bubbles2995 March 2, 2020

hymshak

(pronounced him-shak) the dried cum in a girls panties that hardens into the crotch seams

joey: hey brian i gotta tell you what happened to me last night
brian: whats that
joey:i pulled this chicks panties off with my teeth and got hymshak all in my grill

by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Hypsy

A gypsy who's all crazy about the environment and eats wild mushrooms and smokes tree bark.

Look at that fucking hypsy! Stop eating all our mushrooms you fucking hypsy!

by HypsyKillah June 3, 2009

Hypster

A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.

People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.

Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.

Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.

Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.

by Eivind June 24, 2008