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Humpty-dudeian

(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).

This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".

"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.

From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
Heath: "So how come Pete hasn't found the right girl yet?"
Jake: "He's a humpty-dudeian."
by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009
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humpty-bosk

Most excellent. Could not possibly be better. A step up from being simply bosk. Used mostly to describe a consumptive experience
Oh aye min, that curry pie was humpty-bosk. Hit the spot!
by anna apple October 12, 2003
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humpty bitch

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog
1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.
by mr.flagg February 26, 2008
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Humpty Hog Fuckin

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!
Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.
by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016
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Humpty Doodle

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.
"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."
by xohotmess April 3, 2008
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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