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Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".
"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."
by HomeSchool April 28, 2013
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Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."
by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018
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Humping puppy

A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
by Appers May 31, 2005
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humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 2, 2010
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Humping and pumping

The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.
Lets get fit with Wii!

FFS, humping and pumping are way better!
by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010
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Humping Drywall

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.
That was about as much fun as humping drywall!
by thekochinator2 December 5, 2010
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Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.
Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.
by Savageray September 29, 2016
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