hosed

1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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Steven hosed my computer..
by Som_Guy January 26, 2005
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penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.
Blow my hose bizzle.
by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002
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Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.
by Philip Edward Nunez November 17, 2006
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To be rejected
"Mike was trying to get into that club, but he got hosed."
by Eliot February 17, 2004
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impossibly busy with less time or resources to complete everything than available (as in trying to drink from a firehose). (context: MIT)
yo, wanna go to dinner?

sorry man, i'm hosed. i've got 3 problem sets due tomorrow morning, none of which i've started.
by wsnx December 10, 2008
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I completely hosed all over that bitch last night!!
by jake. October 06, 2007
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HOSES

Acronym for...
H.it
O.n
S.omeone
E.lse's
S.ister!
GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!
by MIONRENA September 14, 2008
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