hosed

1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example..

Steven hosed my computer..

by Som_Guy January 26, 2005

hose

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Blow my hose bizzle.

by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002

hose

To abusively consume something.

Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.

by Philip Edward Nunez November 16, 2006

hosed

To be rejected

"Mike was trying to get into that club, but he got hosed."

by Eliot February 17, 2004

hosed

impossibly busy with less time or resources to complete everything than available (as in trying to drink from a firehose). (context: MIT)

yo, wanna go to dinner?

sorry man, i'm hosed. i've got 3 problem sets due tomorrow morning, none of which i've started.

by wsnx December 18, 2008

hose

to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter

I completely hosed all over that bitch last night!!

by jake. October 22, 2007

HOSES

Acronym for...
H.it
O.n
S.omeone
E.lse's
S.ister!

GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!

by MIONRENA October 24, 2008