You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.

"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"

by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008

Tiv-Hosed

When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).

1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.

2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!

by B-Bone January 17, 2010

Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.

Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.

by wammybammy October 26, 2016

home and hosed

you made it. finished.

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.

by 1Head May 14, 2019

getting hosed

1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose

1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

by drexel bugsly September 9, 2006

Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018