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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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horizontal tango

Another way of referring to sex.
Jack: Rachel and Zack are doing the 'horizontal tango'...
by JD UK January 29, 2006
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Horizontal Hunger

Horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS.
by swood dude November 5, 2018
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HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.
Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!
by weave November 22, 2003
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horizontally accessible

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
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horizontal boogie

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
by PeeBee March 1, 2004
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horizontal dance

to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants
Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.
by Orange Cougar April 24, 2009
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