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homeschool

A combination of homie and old school, commonly used as a greeting for an old friend.
What's up, homeschool? Haven't seen you in awhile.
by cabanaboy August 7, 2007
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Homeschool

A typical homeschooler does not understand English grammar rules therefor it is very easy to pick a homeschooler out in a group chat.
A homeschooler might say, “I guys need stop i v6 mustang is cool. Shut up. It is coler than u
by Hygfghjh September 12, 2018
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Students here hate it, are bored to death, do only a few hours of school because they control+v their questions into google. Once they are done with their school; all they do is watch the same shity Seinfeld reruns, play the same shithole videos games, look at Urban Dictionary, jerk themselves off, steal their parents liquor, and think of ways to purchase better liquor from Wal-Mart...
Homeschool sucks cock...
by Biden is a dick April 25, 2021
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Homeschool

A good place where you get sleep, you don't need to buy random things to look cool, you don't need to socialize if you are introverted, and you have no homework. Also, some religions like christianity go against holidays so homeschooling is good for religious people.
Kids don't have to have mud being thrown in their underwear, they don't need to dodge potions being hurtled across the room to them while they are working out their science textbooks, they don't need to spend 50 minutes walking there only to be late, they don't need to be giving useless facts and then regurgitate it, they don't need to spend the entirety of their youth trying to enjoy childhood the way others want them to.

they don't need to waste their entire childhood trying to work for minimum wage. homeschool or you just never experienced school. Suck up the fact that I am correct and you are only illogical letting this corrupt state decide your entire child's future as an imbecile who takes socks off on commercial airlines
by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 2, 2022
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The system of school where you're like, "oh! I can take a day off when I feel burnt out!" but then you're like, "shit. I took a month off from math and now have nothing to check over with Mum."
I fucking hate homeschool.
by Shinobi77Gamer November 18, 2024
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Homeschool Hoe

A homeschool girl who flirts and leads on every guy right up to the point of doing anything sexual then moves on.
That girl Felicia is just going around flirting with every guy in the CO-OP then leaving them, what a homeschool hoe!
by ZeroAlkaline March 21, 2020
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homeschool reunion

1. when hanging out alone

2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.
dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?

dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!
by xskwizmx March 12, 2010
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