Julia Hofer

That bitch that steals all the hot guys.

when you get cut out by your boyfriend because he has to "work on his studies" and you find him hooking up with a georgus girl. You have just been Julia Hofer'd

by im a slut February 25, 2009

Hofer

One who cannot do anything right, or does it in such a way that he may be considered to be mildly retarded.

"Don't be such a hofer!"

"You really hofed that up, didn't you."

"He's hofing that up, someone better punch him in the face!"

by karobison October 1, 2011

Hoffro

A cool white man's afro. Similar to David Hasslehoff's circa 1985 (see Knight Rider series for reference).

"I can't grow my hair long, it looks like a Hoffro!"

by J "to the" D June 10, 2008

hofra

hofra is the Maltese word for crater

dik bicca hofra kbira!

now thats one big crater!

by Toffer89 May 18, 2010

hofbrinkle

a crunchy wet pussy.

That girl has a hofbrinkle.

by njmontsciencekoolio April 3, 2011

Hofnigg

The act of naming a file completly random letters that were made from mashing your keyboard because you were too lazy to actually type something in.

Person: Dude, what does that one file say?
You: Oh nothing, its just a hofnigg..

by Heartluv17 November 3, 2010

hofner

When you have a boner for no particular reason.

Lawrence gets hofners all the time.

by Elizabethanne February 26, 2007