HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

hilf

homosexual i’d like to FUCK! ;)

Damn, Matthew is such a hilf! I’d smash.

by joestarkujo October 12, 2021

hilf

HILF - Husband I'd Like to Fuck
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.

2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.

Hey, check out that HILF over there at the bar!

by Gord M. January 12, 2008

hilf

Like a milf (mother is like to fuck) or a dilf (dad id like to fuck) a hilf is a Hermanastro I’d Like to Fuck. It is essentially when you are deeply entranced with your homie and you two become step brothers. This is the next level when you notice that tu hermanastro lookin tasty af... so he’s the hilf.

Damn today i realized that I’m a hilf and daniel is my hermanastro...

by anti-🍯 man April 28, 2021

hilf

hoe i’d like to fuck

oh damn megans a hilf.

by deeznutsbaby November 1, 2019

hilf

horse or pony i'd like to foook!

George Washington's horse is a hilf!

Seabiscuit is such a hilf, straight upp!

F cows! We love them hilfs! nayy!

by Gerthen Marposss March 14, 2008

hilf

(H)illbilly (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck
HILF

basicly a play-off of the word MILF (mother id like to fuck)

"wow, dude check out that guy who rolls his joints so finely, he's a definate HILF"

by Tom Bellmont August 31, 2008