santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.

I love you Santa's Little Helper.

by Joe D April 23, 2005

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

mothers little helper

1. Valium.

2. Rolling Stones song from '67 about housewives on valium.

Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

by SomeGirlsBuyMeClothes April 15, 2006

Clamburger Helper

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

by crackersAka June 2, 2013

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012