To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.
Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"
You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
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by GodOf_ICE May 24, 2021
Get the Haise mug.WHEN A WOMAN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER CLOTHING AND YOU DISCOVER A LARGE PATCH OF HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A HORSESHOE RUNNING FROM BENEATH HER BREASTS DOWN TO HER VAGINAL AREA AND UP HER BACK.
Yo dude, i picked up this chick in a bar the other night and when I got her home I discovered a HAIRSHOE. It was fucking sick but I went down on her anyway!!
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