hi2u

A greeting, used in imitation of AOL slang, usually in combination with "omg" and "lol."

Sam has entered the room.
Max: omg hi2u lol

by chupachipmunk May 3, 2005

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

by La Petomaine July 7, 2008

haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.

A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

Haiku

A type of Japanese poetry always 3 lines in length. The lines always have 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

Haiku usually focuses on highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 30, 2011

haitus

The misspelling of "hiatus".

My lack of intelligence demands that I create Urban Dictionary entries for typos like "haitus" and "teh".

by Kayex November 24, 2009

Haiku anarchist

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.

Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!

by lisagaia June 20, 2011

hainus

a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.

"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."

by Adam April 24, 2005