Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

Timothy Heller

some idiot that lied about rape for clout

“Hey have you heard about Timothy Heller?”

“Yeah she’s complete and utter scum”

by ZoeyLBBH August 24, 2019

halieral

Stop, it's not a thing.

Seriously dude, halieral is not a thing.

by Joe Zippo December 13, 2016

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005