Girthless

This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:

1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle

Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers

Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.

Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 15, 2016

girthed it down

When deep throating and/or sucking big penis.

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.

by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

Garth Hill College

Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)

Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah

by ISurvivedGarthHillCollege October 2, 2019

günthersexual

Straight men, who are attracted to one single man - Günther.

Günther makes me have a boner, even though I am completely straight. Guess I am Günthersexual.

by Temnota October 3, 2015

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018