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ball gargling 

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.
"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."
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Salt Gargling 

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.
Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

gargling 

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.
i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.
gargling by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.
I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.
piss gargling by Lord Football March 20, 2005

Gargling Gravy 

When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.
Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!

Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.

Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!
Gargling Gravy by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019

Meat gargling 

to gargle the juices or the actual meat of the mans genitals and to make a good frothy mess =)
-meat gargling is when the women sucks man. man makes her unconfetable with extreme deepthroat..she has to gargle!
Meat gargling by meow.com October 2, 2009