The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
Q. Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever seen.
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Get the dollar gentral mug.noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman's gunt. Salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. Not to be confused with cuntal juice
A : "fuck man, that fat bitch's stomach is shining in my eyes"
B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
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Get the guntar mug.An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.
The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.
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