gunther

slang term for dog crap; feces of any shape, form, and age.

"Dude, there's some crap on my shoe."
"That's not just crap, that's gunther!"

by Ralph G. January 28, 2008

gunther

A giant shit.

Dude i took a gunther on my girlfriends chest.

by rabiesgoAT November 20, 2009

gunther

Refers to the large, protruding area below an obese person's stomach and above their genitalia. Front Bum

"That guy's gunther is so big he probably hasn't seen his shlong in 5 years."

by Amanda Draper January 12, 2008

Gunthering

Gunthering is a lifestyle choice. It is based around the unconditional love and grace of Gunther. It is the act of spreading his word through image, with Gunther's face posted up around the local community.

Gunther love spreader: "Have you been Gunthering and spreading Gunthers love and message?"

Soon to be Guntherer: "Who's Gunther?"

Gunther love spreader: "Gunther is the man who loves and respects all, we must spread his message of love and grace throughout the land"

Soon to be Guntherer: "That sounds awesome, how do I help?"

Gunther love spreader: "Just embrace Gunther and spread his message like me, that is all you need"

by Guntherer August 19, 2012

gunther

the beer belly of a man or a women

hey look at sean's gunther

by b--------- May 20, 2007

Gunthering

The act of going to Gunther's bar in Niederau, to Apres Ski. When enough has been consumed you will be well “Gunthere’d”

Are you going Gunthering today?
I got well Gunther'd last night

by m0ke February 23, 2011

gunther

The nasty, sticky substance dug out from under toenails and sometimes fingernails

I took the knife, cleaned out the toe gunther and spread it on a Ritz for a snack...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005