Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Guitarbage

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.

"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."

by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Guitaraholic

Somebody who is addicted to Guitar Hero. They play it so much that they may have memorized some of the songs. Possibly can play eyes closed, backwards, upside down, if they are right handed they can play it lefty (and vice versa), or some other way that most people cannot do. Have beaten all levels of the game.

Sara: "Hey want to go catch a movie later?"
Jim: "No, let's just play Guitar Hero!"
Sara: "You just played it 2 hours ago."
Jim: "Umm more like 2 1/2 hours!."
Sara: "You are such a guitaraholic..."

by m!chaella February 9, 2008

guitarutan

A person with minimal, if any, hand eye coordination who is in the act of playing Guitar Hero. In other words, they resemble orangutans using a color coded touch screen to communicate with humans.

Is this guitarutan actually trying to play Hangar 18 on expert? I bet he wont get more than 20 percent...click click clack clack click clack click.

by Darren Iammarino February 6, 2008

Guitaring

The act of playing a guitar. Usually used as shorthand slang for 'playing a guitar'

1: Hey man, what are you doing?
2: I'm busy guitaring, call me back later.

I've been guitaring alot lately

by Kikral August 12, 2008

Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome

The pain you feel in your hand and wrist after playing Guitar Hero for an extended period of time. Similar to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I was playing Guitar Hero for so long, I was suffering from Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by Briar P January 14, 2008

guitarmandan

An awesome player at blizzard games. He pwns all n00bs,especially the ultimate n00bie of all n00bs codys26.
He plays guitar and is in the kick ass band posthypnotic.

Guy 1: Dude do you know that awesome guitarmandan dude?
Guy 2: Hell ya he pwns codys26
Guy 1: Hell admit it though, even a retard could own codys26.
Guy 2: True but he does kick ass anyway.

by guitarmandan April 1, 2005