guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

GuitarHeroStyles

GuitarHeroStyles (aka AdvyStyles) is a very big Geometry Dash YouTuber who was caught trying to groom minors. He was also caught emotionally abusing an ex-girlfriend of his. Somehow, he's still uploading and (probably) making money to this day.

"I hate YouTube. Why haven't they terminated GuitarHeroStyles yet?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

gaytarted

To be gay and retarted, simultaneously.

Paul told Katie she was gaytarted, and she savagely ripped off his testicles.

by julie December 25, 2003

guitard hero

A person who sucks at playing guitar hero or rock band.

My sister is a guitard hero.
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)

by will is sexy March 14, 2009

Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

guitarheroing

the act of playing guitar hero

dude im busy, im currently guitarheroing.

what did yu do last night? I was guitarheroing on expert.

me and my friends had a guitarheroing compition. I beat them cus I can play on expert

whats up? nuthin im just guitarheroing

by Jessi­Cuh March 22, 2008