A grimoire is a book that contains magic spells to invoke spirits, angels, demons and demigods into our plane of existence. The skilled magician calls forth these entities to usually make them do their bidding. A grimoire should not be taken lightly. Though it is complete with a guide for the rituals, none but an experienced magician should use it. Grimoires usually possess hazy information which is to confuse and discourage the inexperienced. There are many grimoires found around the world. They are even published and can be ordered online nowadays.
One of the most well known grimoires is the Grimoire of Armadel
One of the most well known grimoires is the Grimoire of Armadel
by SpicaSinistra January 25, 2015
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Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.
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(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.
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A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.
by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022
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Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
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Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007
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Oh man! Look at the ass on that Guimbie! It's as big as a park bench. Spin her around and you'd never know which is the front and which is the rear.
by Rita Hawkins December 30, 2004
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by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010
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